Paul's SAT Essays

Does alcohol have a net positive impact or a net negative impact on the likelihood that you will someday procreate? Plan and write an essay in which you develop your point of view on this issue. Support your position with reasoning and examples taken from your reading, studies, experience, or observations.

Randromes

Major fat afro jam
Straw man's 'nam warts
So…cat tacos?
Somalia, bailamos!
A ham on Omaha
Bore robot to bore Rob
Emo has a home
A slab o' balsa
Drab gums, smug bard
Senile divide lines
Swap To Greg. Its Tiger got paws!
Part-time emit trap
Liam Neeson no seen mail
Rabbi R.'s Rib Bar
Lion N' oil
Trampy gyp mart
Snack on OK cans
A jab at a Baja
Tug war. O no, raw gut!
Rehab, o, so no soba her
So I dare her, adios
Keep at it! Tit, a peek
Bard o so drab
Til see slit
Oh, kayak ho!

Cat's Conclusions

The best way to get a girl to like you is to demonstrate your abusive qualities right up front, so she knows that the back-handing is only a few dates away.