Saturday, February 6, 2010

Our Favorite Dinosaurs

Dorkasaurus enjoys quantum theory and visiting aquariums.

Trannysaurus Rex co-hosts a show with RuPaul.

MichaelCeratops only likes quirky teen movies.

Pregosaurus is always pregnant. Usually with triplets.

Velamearaptor is that guy at the party who plays the Macarena.

Spookasaurus sneaks up on you inappropriately.

Megaboreus only talks about Kant and Derrida.

Stareadactyl won't stop fucking looking at me.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Talking Points

Today, the guy in front of me at Duane Reade bought 2 things: a giant jug of Pedialyte and a Durex fingertip vibrator. Discuss.