Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Modern Conjugation

Almost any word makes a convincing euphemism for either sex or diarrhea. Same goes for either drugs or vomiting. Let's give it a try:

Noodles:
Let's noodle. I've got the noodles. I just ate some noodles. I'm going to noodle.

Awesome:
We totally awesomed. I've got a little bit of an awesome situation. I just scored some awesome. I'm about to get awesome.

Scrabble:
I need a good scrabble. Those clams gave me the scrabbles. Stop bogarting the scrabble. I think I'm about to scrabble on your floor.

Please feel free to add your own.

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